Stache Act Campaign Ad - The Oval Office -I'm Dr. Aaron Perlut of the American Mustache Institute. When the Declaration of Independence was adopted in 1776, Americans understood that we were endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights. And among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Part of these was also the freedom from unfair taxation. And that's why on Presidents' Day 2012, the American Mustache Institute will launch its Million Mustache March in support of the STACHE Act Legislation, which provides an annual $250 annual refund to people of mustached American heritage. You see, the declaration's only failing was that all men are not, in fact, created equal. Science has demonstrated that mustached Americans are 38% better looking than our clean shaven counterparts. But those good looks come at a price in the form of American made grooming accouterments, facial hair coloring solutions, mustache wax, bacon, and Hall & Oates records. To join the million mustache march by visiting stacheact.com. And for everyone that joins, H&R Block will make a charitable contribution to Millions from One, which provides clean drinking water to those who cannot provide it themselves. I'm Dr. Aaron Perlut of the American Mustache Institute, and I approve this ad.